Media at its finest.

I love The Onion. Definitely the most sensible coverage about things I ought to not make jokes about until at least Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving, that it is).

Also, check out my horrorscope from August 23rd (some of you will understand why this is funny - most of you won't).

Gemini
Crime-scene investigators standing over your mangled and mutilated corpse next week will be shocked by the sheer number of grammatical errors carved into your forehead.